SeedBank : Mephisto Genetics Strain: Creme de la Chem Did it autoflower?: Do bears shit in the woods? Soil/hydro: Soil, BioBizz Lightmix Nutes: BioBizz Grow, Bloom, Alg a mic, Heaven Light (kind and schedule): Platinum P150 for the first 5ish weeks, then under a P300 for the remainder From seed to harvest date: 72 days Dry Yield: Unsure, but she will keep me going for a while. High/Effect Duration: In keeping with her Chemdogging parent, she is a ruthless slayer of individuals. And just like her parent, there is an in initial calm before the storm, hit a joint, and you have a 5-10 minute lull, where you think not much is going to occur, then this wave of stone comes rushing at you, like a herd of wild horses. It's intense. Almost debilitating. If I smoke too much of this of a night time, I end up like Christy Brown, lying in bed, communicating with hand signals. It aint pretty. RATE SCALE: (*) = bad, to (*****) = great BAG APPEAL: ***** Chunky, hard, resinous buds. Took on a little colour in her final days. As buds go, these are up there with any top shelf herb. THE GROWTH: Short and squat. Bent over at soil level, and trained for an even canopy. She gave me a fair few extra tops from the trained secondaries. THE SMELL: Where do I start?? Now these are what I can pick up, not all at once, but they are in there, I've been noting them down as I get them, so far I have, plasticine, melted plastic, nail polish remover, musty unwashed dog, sick, with tiny hints of sweet zesty fruit and aniseed/liquoriche. It's really complex, and very strong. The smell lingers for a while. THE SMOKE: Thick, smooth, slightly tickly on the throat. Vaping her is another level. I've started half filling my Plenty, I just can't finish a full bowl. I end up John Doe, with a vacant look in my eye. THE HIGH: Strong, in your face. If you ain't played the game before, you are fucked. I've been smoking weed for longer than I care to remember, and she puts me on my knees, more than anything I've smoked. I'm not sure if it's the THC content, or the terpenes, or a combo of the 2, but it's like the ganja gods came together to form a supergroup, this is the culmination of their work.