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 Things that make you LOL...Pics,Videos,Jokes....

Discussion in 'Live Stoner Chat' started by K21701, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. K21701

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    CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!​



    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:


    With her consent 12 Calories

    Without her consent 2,187 Calories


    OPENING HER BRA:


    With both hands 8 Calories
    With one hand 12 Calories

    With your teeth 485 Calories


    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

    With an erection 6 Calories
    Without an erection 3,315 Calories


    POSITIONS:

    Missionary 12 Calories

    69 lying down 78 Calories

    69 standing up 812 Calories

    Wheelbarrow 216 Calories

    Doggy Style 326 Calories

    Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories


    ORGASMS:


    Real 112 Calories

    Fake 1,315 Calories



    POST ORGASM:

    Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories

    Getting up immediately 36 Calories

    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories


    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

    If you are:

    20-29 years 36 Calories

    30-39 years 80 Calories

    40-49 years 124 Calories

    50-59 years 1,972 Calories

    60-69 years 7,916 Calories

    70 and over Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

    Calmly 32 Calories

    In a hurry 98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories

    With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories
     
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    Mossy Daenerys Targaryen Staff Member Site Administrator

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  3. La Buena Hierba

    La Buena Hierba King of the AutoHaze

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    DO IT YOU ZELF HOW TOO MAKE PIC showing ??


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    owhkee!! sey what?
     
  4. ENCOUNTERZERO

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    lol dear god theres a step by step lesson there. i know what im getting a few people for christmas now.
     
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    Poor man's sex toy!!!!! lmao
     
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    [video=youtube;if27InJBtEI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI[/video] try and not laugh
     
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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**​

    Phone Ringing

    **'Hello?'**

    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**

    **After a brief pause,**

    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**


    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**

    Brief Pause.

    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**

    **'I did it, Daddy.'**

    **'And what happened, honey?' **

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**


    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**


    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**



    *****Long Pause*****




    *****Longer Pause*****



    *****Even Longer Pause*****



    **Then Daddy says,**


    **'Swimming pool? ............**






    **Is this 486-5731?'*​
     
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  8. ENCOUNTERZERO

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    hello 911 i think a child just killed her mother and another man. damn evil kid
     
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    and yes!!
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    lol remember kids under 18 gets you 10 to 20.
     
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